Stuff Asian People Like

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• 1 MR WANG // Mar 31, 2008 at 5:05 pm

  What about Gambling? Come on that should be at least top#10…

• 2 Von // Apr 1, 2008 at 12:46 pm

  Over-usage of emoticons and smiley faces.

• 3 Betsy // Apr 1, 2008 at 6:56 pm

  My friend Peng loves to memorize poems, but then his delivery is terrible. He rushes through them without any emotion. Someone said this it a typical Asian thing to do - do you agree?

• 4 Dong // Apr 1, 2008 at 7:16 pm

  Tormenting other drivers.

• 5 Euge // Apr 2, 2008 at 12:00 pm

  crash-prone, slow-driving, lane-hogging, Corolla drivers

• 6 Shimi // Apr 2, 2008 at 3:06 pm

  excessive tourist picture taking anyone?

• 7 Justin // Apr 2, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  coming very soon…=)

• 8 AAAwesome // Apr 2, 2008 at 9:32 pm

  What about the special relationship between asians and jews!

  Come on we’ve botth been here for so long and preserved our culture enough its like “mutual respect”.

  Thats why alot of Livberal JewisH men marry Asian women…..and then the asian women happily convert.

• 9 Liang Lur~ // Apr 3, 2008 at 2:44 pm

  What about #54 “CHINGLISH”

  Asian people (epescially CBCs-Canadian Born Chinese) speaking chinglish!!! ^_^

  ITS’ EVERYWHERE! hahaha

• 10 A Korean // Apr 5, 2008 at 5:05 pm

  seriously. how is gambling NOT in the top 2. the only thing i love more than gambling is kim chi.

• 11 Joe D // Apr 6, 2008 at 6:10 pm

  copyright infringment?…

• 12 annon // Apr 6, 2008 at 6:51 pm

  dim sum. how is dim sum not there?

• 13 Asian // Apr 8, 2008 at 11:55 pm

  What about you West people?

• 14 Anonymous // Apr 9, 2008 at 8:20 am

  Gossip…I live in an Asian country now and I cant tell you how much Asians (especally middle aged women) love to gossip.

  Freebies…Asians love free junk. It can be a pile of crap as long as it’s free. They love taking the complimentary shampoo and soap from hotels.

• 15 harry // Apr 11, 2008 at 2:10 am

  move karaoke to number 1.

• 16 Tubbs // Apr 11, 2008 at 10:54 am

  What about Hello Kitty?

  Or is that played out among Asian folks?

• 17 haolepake // Apr 11, 2008 at 6:14 pm

  Superstitions

• 18 Anonymous // Apr 11, 2008 at 7:42 pm

  how about no sense of personal space?

• 19 pachoo // Apr 15, 2008 at 7:38 am

  Bargaining over non-negotiable prices…

• 20 pachoo // Apr 15, 2008 at 7:39 am

  Also, inaccurate sense of value for used goods.

• 21 Sey // Apr 16, 2008 at 5:12 am

  hey, what happened to Pirating?? I know a bunch of you does this!

• 22 Natalie // Apr 20, 2008 at 8:52 pm

  soy sauce
  tea
  those jade buddas on the necklaces…..

  :}

• 23 Ace // Apr 26, 2008 at 5:33 pm

  How about self-stereotyping. I don’t know of any other culture that makes fun of its own more than asians

• 24 Anonymous // Apr 30, 2008 at 4:11 pm

  Yeah, I recently went to an asian person’s house and, lo and behold, there were a hundred shoes at the front door. Hah!

• 25 David // May 2, 2008 at 3:48 am

  beating their children when they get bad grades?

• 26 Chibolyte // May 5, 2008 at 12:04 am

  Second generation Asians and their “Azn Pride”.

• 27 QV // May 12, 2008 at 12:52 pm

  Drinking cognac’s like Hennessy and Remy XO. Heineken is the default beer.

• 28 HBN // May 18, 2008 at 12:33 am

  Bound Feet

• 29 FOB // May 18, 2008 at 3:48 pm

  Why do Asians always just order water in restaurants?

• 30 Asian // May 19, 2008 at 7:09 pm

  Origami or folding paper cranes :]
  I swear, I don’t know an Asian who can’t fold a paper crane by memory. Or a paper star.

• 31 hot asian chick ;D // May 19, 2008 at 8:54 pm

  LOL!
  -Eagle Balm.
  -Screaming every word they say.
  -Bad Pronunciation
  -Can’t Drive!
  -Staring problems.
  -Invasion of other people’s privacy.
  -No Boih-Frannn oh Guh-Frannn! x) (BoyFriend or Girlfriend)
  -High-Pitched Yelps. (Damnn I swear)

• 32 donkey kong // May 30, 2008 at 8:48 pm

  what about cajun seafood joints. Asians love to eat crawfish, crabs, anything out of the damn ocean.

• 33 Linda Chen // Jun 2, 2008 at 6:50 pm

  Hi guys. I am a sexual and relationship expert, my name is Linda chen. Now I am going to review the secrets fact about interracial dating between asian guys and white girls.
  Most girls only date guys within their own race. Comparing to male, female’s sexual drive are lower, most female do not have a strong sexual preference (for example, my b/f must have six packs) when it comes to attractiveness, we consider a man’s kindness, sense of humour, personality are far important than their looks. That is why most of us prefer dating guys within our own race, because we feel more comfortable and easier to approach a guy who has more culture connection. This is why it is hard for any male to score a female with different race.
  Right now, some people will wonder why there are more af/wm couple than am/wf couples. There are a few reasons.
  1 Europe and US are the continents dominated by white male, because most people living there are white. Physiologically female would prefer to settle down with male who are able to protect them and look after them financially. In most white girls’ mind, white male can do better job than black and Asians

  2 Culture background, speaking openly, it’s our asian male culture. 1000 years ago, male can not kiss a girl or even hold their hands before they get married. Most of our parents do not allow us seeing girls before we finish our university. Asian guys are shy because in the back of their mind, strict family education becomes the barrier to their dating opportunity. Girls like a guy make the first move, that’s the rule.

  3 There are a lot of asian male who only date asian female because they consider asian female are more faithful to them. It is easier to dominate asian female rather than “open minded”, tall white female. Again this is kind of culture barrier.

  4 Some white female have strong sexual preference which means they prefer dating white guys only because their body are more attractive (for example they are taller).

  5 Western culture influence and trend matters. The whole world love American culture because they have the biggest corporation companies, best RnB artist, funky fashion design. In korea and japan, teenagers make their hair brown , put on make ups with whiter skin tone. 80% American male models are white, 80% American heroes are white male. our asian just fall for western culture. Once a white female friend told me she needs to love and understand a culture before she falls in love with the man from that particular culture. How many white women love our asian male domination culture? how many white female think its funky and trendy? How many hot asian male models you can find on American TV? we don’t get the asian image.

  Now, I am going to give a few tips to my asian men about how to approach white female.
  1 Be confident, all girls love confident guys, you should go out more, making more friends with different races, this will improve your social skill(also you can ask your white buddy if his sister looking for a b/f . )
  2 Break the culture rules and get into group. Don’t let conservative asain culture or your parents’ strict sex education bother you if you are looking for white female, because they do not buy it. You shouldn’t judge them by asain rules, you need to respect them and showing them you are strong enough to look after them. Be a good listener, pretend you are interested in what they are talking about and make their smile.
  3 get into gym, work out more, build up some muscles. If you are short, this is quite important.
  4 Be a slut, don’t be afraid to talk to the girls you like, you are a man, what are you going to lose? Focus on their emotions, first impression is very important. If they keep their eye contact with you longer than 5 seconds and quickly move away, then immediately look back at you, that means they like you.
  5 Western girls like going clubbing, club is the easiest way and most popular dating scene. Do not just sit at the corner all night hopping a girl will throw herself to you. Do some sexy dance to impress a girl, if you find someone like your butt, then you should approach her straight way( do not delay, it’s a biggest turn off for western girls) The only problem is our asains are not good at drinking, you need to practise more.

• 34 anonymous // Jun 6, 2008 at 10:58 pm

  asians like to drive mini vans? [:

• 35 anonymous // Jun 6, 2008 at 11:01 pm

  criticizing everything.
  Asian parents talking about their life back in the country.

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• 37 Anonymous // Jul 4, 2008 at 9:42 pm

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  How about glamor wedding shots. Regardless whether a big glamorous wedding took place, most asian couples will spend a half day primping and take a glamor shot at a studio, get it touched up, blow it up to poster size, frame it, and hang it somewhere near the entry way of their house.

• 38 dance items // Jul 8, 2008 at 3:23 pm

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