This is an Original Submission by LinSquared. Before you read this, know that this post may contain explicit language that may not be suitable for people under the age of 13:
I have experienced many stereotypes in my life, but this one takes the cake. Many people of different ethnic backgrounds seem to all agree with an unwavering belief, claiming Asians have the smallest penis size of any other race. I have no idea when or how this trend originated, and I can only speculate, but it is clearly racist, ignorant, and is spread through the anonymity of the internet. This untrue, but well circulated “fact” appears to be used in a variety of ways, mostly as an insult to Asians. “Wow, that kid is smart, but at least I have a bigger penis” was a common reaction from my peers when I attended high school, mostly from guys in the class; this lack of knowledge among most teens is attributed to their immaturity and stunted mental growth. Most teens fail to see the world as bigger then just their classroom politics and popularity, thus doomed to never aspire to anything beyond their high school status, but, I digress.
In many medical studies concerning the myths of penis sizes, those that would verify the claim of inferior Asian penis size, are quickly proven to be inaccurate and without merit due to one constant flaw, the measurements were self administered, but once a third party was introduced to conduct the measurements, however unpleasant, the data revealed debunked this belief of inferior Asian penises. It is human nature to be competitive, and one would simply boast their endowment when asked directly, and even sillier, is the myth of height or shoe size equates to penis size, in fact, the natural average penis sizes of healthy adult males are between 5 to 7 inches regardless of ethnicity. “But I saw this (explicit movie), and this Asian dude had the smallest (ding donn) I have ever seen”, comments like that are completely pointless, because we all know how accurate and realistic pornography is… moving on. When asking, “Which ethnic group of males have the smallest penis size?” you already know the response, “Asians!”, but hey! Let’s mix things up a bit! And rephrase the question to, “Which ethnic groups of males have the largest penis size? Oh, and give a list while your at it”
Penis Size -Ordered by Race, descending from largest to smallest.
Oh, what a surprise, do you believe this list? But before you answer, let’s have some more fun and rename the title of the list above, unrelated to the original inquiry.
Successfulness -Ordered by Race, ascending from largest to smallest.
Do you believe the edited version? Which is more convincing?
A survey of many sexually active adult women indicated, they would rather have a partner with width than length when it came to penis size, claiming that, a long penis was not enjoyable, and in fact “felt like I was being punched in the stomach” during intercourse, width allows “more stimulation” and generally “it is not the quantity that counts, but the quality of the experience”, but how does this relate to stuff Asian people like? Simple, penis size is not a factor for women when considering a relationship, (inspired to write this submission after reading #40 white girls & #38 white guys and their comments) however, while your physical appearance is the first thing a person sees when first introduced, common sense dictates that you apply regular hygiene practices and maintain a certain level of athleticism, but do not confuse this as a hypocrisy to my earlier points, because unless you introduce your self naked all the time… well then, you better hope it is not cold where ever you are, and good luck in life.
From Awsomethemagnificent (aka LinSquared)
Thanks Lin, for your wonderful insight!
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