Stuff Asian People Like

A "Fresh Off the Boat" Perspective on Asian Culture– This blog is devoted to stuff that asian people like

Click here to view our Previous Banners and How to Share Stuff Asian People Like!
As Seen On:

Submission: P@n!$ Size and Intelligence

Posted January 18th, 2009 by Peter · 41 Comments
11,083 views

This is an Original Submission by LinSquared. Before you read this, know that this post may contain explicit language that may not be suitable for people under the age of 13:

I have experienced many stereotypes in my life, but this one takes the cake. Many people of different ethnic backgrounds seem to all agree with an unwavering belief, claiming Asians have the smallest penis size of any other race. I have no idea when or how this trend originated, and I can only speculate, but it is clearly racist, ignorant, and is spread through the anonymity of the internet. This untrue, but well circulated “fact” appears to be used in a variety of ways, mostly as an insult to Asians. “Wow, that kid is smart, but at least I have a bigger penis” was a common reaction from my peers when I attended high school, mostly from guys in the class; this lack of knowledge among most teens is attributed to their immaturity and stunted mental growth. Most teens fail to see the world as bigger then just their classroom politics and popularity, thus doomed to never aspire to anything beyond their high school status, but, I digress.

tape-measure

In many medical studies concerning the myths of penis sizes, those that would verify the claim of inferior Asian penis size, are quickly proven to be inaccurate and without merit due to one constant flaw, the measurements were self administered, but once a third party was introduced to conduct the measurements, however unpleasant, the data revealed debunked this belief of inferior Asian penises. It is human nature to be competitive, and one would simply boast their endowment when asked directly, and even sillier, is the myth of height or shoe size equates to penis size, in fact, the natural average penis sizes of healthy adult males are between 5 to 7 inches regardless of ethnicity. “But I saw this (explicit movie), and this Asian dude had the smallest (ding donn) I have ever seen”, comments like that are completely pointless, because we all know how accurate and realistic pornography is… moving on. When asking, “Which ethnic group of males have the smallest penis size?” you already know the response, “Asians!”, but hey! Let’s mix things up a bit! And rephrase the question to, “Which ethnic groups of males have the largest penis size? Oh, and give a list while your at it”

-Response
Penis Size -Ordered by Race, descending from largest to smallest.
#1 African
#2 Latino
#3 White
#4 European
#5 Asian

Oh, what a surprise, do you believe this list? But before you answer, let’s have some more fun and rename the title of the list above, unrelated to the original inquiry.

-Response (Edited)
Successfulness -Ordered by Race, ascending from largest to smallest.
#5 African
#4 Latino
#3 White
#2 European
#1 Asian









Do you believe the edited version? Which is more convincing?

211354225_f7b593d4fa

A survey of many sexually active adult women indicated, they would rather have a partner with width than length when it came to penis size, claiming that, a long penis was not enjoyable, and in fact “felt like I was being punched in the stomach” during intercourse, width allows “more stimulation” and generally “it is not the quantity that counts, but the quality of the experience”, but how does this relate to stuff Asian people like? Simple, penis size is not a factor for women when considering a relationship, (inspired to write this submission after reading #40 white girls & #38 white guys and their comments) however, while your physical appearance is the first thing a person sees when first introduced, common sense dictates that you apply regular hygiene practices and maintain a certain level of athleticism, but do not confuse this as a hypocrisy to my earlier points, because unless you introduce your self naked all the time… well then, you better hope it is not cold where ever you are, and good luck in life.

From Awsomethemagnificent (aka LinSquared)

Thanks Lin, for your wonderful insight!

Last 5 posts by Peter











Tags: People

41 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Alpha Asian // Jan 18, 2009 at 7:06 am

    Yeah as far as stereotypes, there’s always been an inverse relationship between the stereotype of IQ and penis size. Before the Asian stereotypes became popular, it was the Jews who had the distinguishment of small penises/big brains.

    Anyway what rom I understand (nothing scientific here, just based solely on “reliable” rumor and hearsay), Native Americans have the largest penises. Latinos have small penises.

    I say everything is BS until you get into the bedroom.

  • 2 Dynasty // Jan 18, 2009 at 8:21 am

    Why such vitriol, Lin? Sounds like your insecurities are affecting your better judgement.

  • 3 Anonymous // Jan 18, 2009 at 9:02 am

    What hate you and call racist is true. There are other studies which prove what you pointed out to be false. Plus, anyone can look at a wide variety of professional and homemade pornography movies and it is obviously true that North Asians are on one end of the spectrum and Blacks are on the other with Whites in between. Now, that doesn’t prove that the averages are as wide as the pornographic movies make you think they are since professionally made movies select for larger sizes. But, if pornographic movies select for larger penises, where are those Orientals? They aren’t there! And obviously many men who do have longer penises have the width too. And like it or not intelligence is inversely correlated with penis size. You can tell yourself whatever you want, but reality doesn’t have to conform to your wishes.

  • 4 Poff // Jan 18, 2009 at 8:03 pm

    By PETER. Har har

  • 5 Anonymous // Jan 18, 2009 at 8:29 pm

    I don’t know about stereotypes, personally. I always hear about how “big” black guys are, yet in all of the porn I have seen, the majority of black guys are around the same size as me (I’m kind of a mixture between white, Latin European, and some Jewish influence). Of course, most of the white guys I see in porn are less endowed than me… but I digress. As for Asians, I do not see a lot of Asian men in porn… the ones I have seen are primarily Japanese men in Japanese porn, and they do seem to have very small penises in general. Don’t get me wrong, I love people of all ethnicities, especially the Japanese (love their culture and technology), I’m just stating what I’ve seen with my own eyes. The largest penises I have ever seen in porn belonged to black men, and the smallest ones I have ever seen belonged to Asian men. But of course there are men large and small from every ethnicity, I’ve seen unusually large white guys and unusually small black guys… so basically the stereotype is just what it is: a stereotype. As we all probably know, stereotypes are preconceived notions based on common beliefs. Sometimes stereotypes can apply to a majority of people from any one group, sometimes they are completely bogus, but most importantly, stereotypes can never be used to accurately classify or prejudge any person based solely on their ethnicity, religion, sexual orientation, or any other denomination or difference. There could very well be Asian men with massive penises and black men with microscopic ones. Nobody can know for sure until they’ve seen and measured everybody’s penis, and that’s not likely to ever happen. I personally am a “grower not a show-er”, so if I were to just be standing naked unaroused, someone might assume I was just average. This could always be the case for anybody, so quick glance locker room judgments are hardly an accurate gauge. When it comes down to it, who really cares? The average vagina is only 3 to 4 inches deep. Any guy who has 5 or above is probably safe, especially if his is also thick.

  • 6 Long Luck Dong // Jan 21, 2009 at 7:06 am

    Weird I always thought Latinos had the smallest penises especially Mexicans.

  • 7 Long Luck Dong // Jan 21, 2009 at 7:07 am

    Weird, I always thought Latinos had small dongs especially Mexicans.

  • 8 Shaun // Jan 24, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    Wow, and I thought my “Being Modest about ***” piece was controversial… I love it how we’re referring to the male genitilia as a “P@n!$”. Is the female equivalent a “V@%!n@” now?

  • 9 Anonymous // Feb 6, 2009 at 3:36 am

    LMAO agree with long luck dong i also had heard it was latinos that had small dicks but made up for it with their latino “passion” the small dick asian sterotype is so set in peoples minds its unlikely to change anytime soon. also in the list isn’t european the same as white? kind of like african is black?

  • 10 Ash--white grl in an asian girls body // Feb 9, 2009 at 5:29 pm

    seems to be mostly men replying to this post. I’m no scientist, but can attest to what i’ve seen doing research in the field! HAHAHA

    if it weren’t for the anonymity of not requiring your email addy, i probably wouldn’t post so freely!!

    anyways, my “research” shows Asian men (just like all other races) span from small AND big…long and wide to all the permutations and combinations you could make. I am inclined to think, however, that the Asian race might be the race that includes the smaller penises. Just a conjecture. I do happen to know, that some women prefer NOT ginormously large penises.

    my research includes: white guys, mexicans, full-bred and mixed asians

    if your girl loves you, she’ll make a big, short, wide, long, skinny, crooked penis work somehow!!!!

  • 11 Doesn't matter // Feb 24, 2009 at 12:53 am

    Asian men do have small penises when compared to White and Black men… All you have to do is watch Asian porn. The men in these porn would be considered -on the small side- in western countries YET they are porn stars and I don’t know how they would have got the job if they weren’t big in relation to their fellow countrymen… I have seen many Asian men that have close to no penis at all… Like it’s a wonder how they don’t piss on their balls everytime.
    I have seen a couple Asian guys with BIG ONES but they were so rare. Basically if you do an Asian guy and it’s small don’t be disappointed… If it’s decent size then feel lucky! If it’s big know he’s a freak of nature and a treasure to be cherished!
    This isn’t about a stereotype. This is about not lying to yourself. I just hope that Asian men compensate for their “petiteness” in OTHER ways… Penis size doesn’t matter in the least to me… What matters is creativity! The Asian men I have witnessed don’t have a whole lot of that either *sigh* such a shame that such good looking men don’t seem to be great lovers but that can change easily.. it’s called EFFORT

  • 12 Anonymous // Feb 24, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    Here’s something hilarious:

    In an article written by Cosmopolitan magazine, they asked a hundred men (mostly white I’m assuming due to the demographic of the magazine’s readership) what their penis size was. Their self-reported average was 7 inches.

    Then they asked their girlfriends/wives what the size of their man’s penis was. Their self-reported estimation was 4 inches.

    BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!

    There’s even a video of something similar on youtube. I’ve played sports my entire life. And I shower at the gym all the time, and the reality is, most white guys are walking around with mushroom caps between their legs. They just think they are all swinging because of all the porn they watch.

    Oh, and the actual size of the boyfriends and husbands when measured by people who know what they were doing? About 5.5 inches.

    BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

    Which is pretty close to avg for both white and Asian guys.

    But the black guys I’ve seen are pretty hung though.

  • 13 Billy 'Redneck" Bob // Mar 18, 2009 at 12:04 am

    I’m a white guy and I have a small weiner that would better fit an asian guy… I must have got in the wrong line or sumpin!!!
    PS if there is an asian guy out there with my normal weiner please hand it back… I get hurt when asian girls laugh at me in the nude LoL

  • 14 Umendra Singh // Mar 18, 2009 at 4:33 am

    A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. Most people hope and dream for a happy marriage/relationship, but these dreams are difficult to achieve.

  • 15 Anonymous // Mar 20, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    With every sterotype there is a grain of truth, there are multiple studies showing that black men have the largest penis size followed by white men with asian men having the smallest. The size difference is about half an inch between each group on average.
    My opinion why guys make this a big deal is because similar to the big deal made about height and build is the bigger you are the more masculine your percieved to be.

  • 16 c // Mar 23, 2009 at 1:37 am

    dude… u know what is real submission? it doesnt matter whether i got a big or small dick. if i have a small dick i will just force the white chick to go for circumciztion and reduce their labia. hehe. stitch up their pussy for us. and my small dick will still make her scream. hahahahahas

  • 17 c // Mar 23, 2009 at 1:38 am

    asians have harder erections than whites. i enjoy putting my hard cock into her white soft *hole*. To white boy: stop taking viagra. LOL

  • 18 c // Mar 23, 2009 at 1:43 am

    wads the point of being so damn masculine when the guys who get tonnes of chicks are somewhat a little feminine. want to be a chick magnet u got to be a little feminine
    Mystery: My nails are black, Im gay. Actually the gay one is my brother, cos he got pink nails.

  • 19 To c // Apr 1, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    What your saying fits the facts, asians men would have harder dicks than white men and black men as blood flow to a smaller penis would enable greater stiffness.

  • 20 Jane doe // Apr 2, 2009 at 2:24 am

    This is great. As a white girl who tends to be attracted to Asian men, I get the small penis questions all of the time. I’ve been with many races of men and the guy that had the smallest penis was a white guy.

  • 21 Anonymous // Apr 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Whenever I hear about asian guys having small dicks its usually from an asian woman rather than a white guy, anyway
    I agree with the person above who was talking about those studies showing the order of
    1.black
    2.white
    3.asian
    in terms of size from largest to smallest as i’ve read that many times as well from a variety of sources.

  • 22 Rich // May 18, 2009 at 4:56 pm

    As a bisexual, I have come to personally know that Latino men are consistently thicker and longer that caucasian men. This is substantiated by most of the ladies I have dated. I am not shy in asking my female partners about how I compare to other men and to Latino men. Of at least 20 to 25 women, all but one said that without a doubt that Latino men have longer and thicker members. Being uncut, like most Latino men, is icing on the cake. No wonder we see more and more caucasian ladies saving themselves for Latino men only.

    I would like to hear more from the ladies!

  • 23 Another girl's two cents // May 19, 2009 at 10:50 pm

    I know this post is old, but I just wanted to add my two cents as a girl who has been with blacks, whites, Latinos and Asians. I feel like people assume Asian penises are smaller because we’re smaller people in general. Yes, it’s a stupid assumption and yes, there are tons of tall Asians, but I’m going by the average height of people in Asian countries versus people in European countries.

    With that said, the Asian penises I have seen have all been right in the middle in terms of size (girth and length). They weren’t big nor were they small. The smallest penises I’ve seen belonged to a Latino man and a British guy. I do think that on average, black men do have larger penises, but there isn’t much of a difference among the other races. Also, I read an article a while back stating that the difference is incredibly small it’s barely noticeable.

  • 24 Force Recon // Jul 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    First Jews were said to have the smallest. Then a few decades later it changed to Latinos having the smallest. Now that a lot of Asians are immigrating to America and Europe, whites are claiming that Asians are the smallest. Its just white propaganda.

  • 25 Anonymouse // Aug 18, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    I am Hispanic. I am nearly 9″ long and 6″ around (in the middle) and a little thicker on the bottom. Yes, I have a large penis.

    In my experience with white women, I’ve managed to be the largest for most of them. In my very limited experience with African American women, I’ve managed to be the largest for them. In my experience with Asian women this has also been the case. In my experience with Hispanic women, again, this has been the case.

    Do you see what I’m trying to say here? My problem with this is being lumped in with Hispanic men from other countries with other race mixes. It makes no sense. I have nothing in common with Puerto Ricans, Dominicans or Cubans…etc. Do you get my point?

    How is this any different from Asians, African Americans, Eastern Europeans and Western Europeans?

    Details details….

  • 26 Vito // Oct 10, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Irish have small ones.

  • 27 BL // Oct 19, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    We can end this debate once and for all by surveying massage therapists. They’ve seen it all – black, white, asian, hispanic…

  • 28 Sean // Oct 22, 2009 at 4:27 am

    I’m a black guy and i measure up at 9 inches length and 6 inches circumference so sometimes the rumors are true lol as far as Asians go, i have a lot of Asian friends and not that I really care, but they never seem to talk about their size at all. It just never gets brought up, me on the other hand I always do but thats when im drunk lol i dont know if its a size issue or whatever. I also dont agree at all with the successfulness piece in the original article. Your penis size has nothing to do with success, but it is possible that success has something to do with penis size. But that’s probably moreso a confidence issue than anything else.

  • 29 Kelso // Nov 13, 2009 at 9:50 pm

    “White” is not a race.

  • 30 tim // Nov 25, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Perhaps……but European is. Then out of that there are subdivisions like slavic, anglo-saxon, etc. Same with east asians, north africans and so forth. However, all whites originate from a common European ancestry, just like blacks from an African ancestry, and, well, Asians from an Asian ancestry, so in that sense I must disagree with you there, but I digress….. I must say that the article was quite amusing, and pretty funny. However, it’s funny because it’s frank. Throughout history we have seen one area or another in Asia “succeed” whether it be the Japanese then and now (look at their GDP) or the Chinese then and now (look at the headlines). Same with Europe, for that simply look at the course of events that led to English being regarded as the universal language. Not so much with Africa or Latin America for example. I’ve gotta agree with Peter on this one. Although you obviously can’t judge every single individual by this, you can see generalities and trends. For that, history speaks for itself.

  • 31 Coolest Name Ever // Dec 28, 2009 at 11:17 am

    Just a few things:

    1. White and European are essentially the same “race.”

    2. The woman in the picture has scary gums.

    3. I watch a lot of porn, both American and Asian. If you’ve ever watched a Japanese porn, you’ll find that lots of the penises are really small. REALLY small. Now I know that in Japan, lots of the male parts are given to normal guys and not the freaks we see in most American movies. But these “average” Japanese guys are tiny even next to me, and I’m the very definition of average according to the surveys I’ve seen.
    This doesn’t mean that all asians are small, but I’ve seen a lot of Asian penis, and it’s below what I consider to be average for Americans (And I include American Asians). I don’t know if it’s a diet thing or the fact that there’s so much more crossbreeding in the West, but the norm seems much bigger here.

    4. Penis size isn’t important. Probably less than a dozen people will see it over the course of your life, and the portion that care will be even smaller.

  • 32 LatinAmerican // Feb 12, 2010 at 3:55 pm

    It is clearly obvious that white men have the smallest penises out of all races. That is why they make up 93% of all pedophiles, according to the FBI. You know what they say about why so many white guys are pedophiles, \small poles for small holes.\ Furthermore, all those penis enlargement ads you see on television? All marketed towards white males. You better believe those people did their research. It is blatantly clear that white men have been dogging asian men about their penis size because they view them as competition.

  • 33 ************** // Mar 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm

    Well I have never seen a black guy’s penis, or an asians, but I have been with white men and hispanic men. In my experience white men have longer penis’s and hispanic men have thicker ones and the ones I have seen are not circumsized. But penis size really doesnt matter, I prefer someone who isnt huge, I dont find it all that enjoyable at all. The man I am with now and I love him to death has (hispanic-i love hispanic guys) the smallest penis out of the guys I have been with. That said, he also happens to be by far the best in bed that I have ever had. So guys, don’t worry about it, if your good your good. You can have a huge penis and suck in bed.

  • 34 ************** // Mar 8, 2010 at 2:35 pm

    @LatinAmerican,

    Hey, I absolutley LOVE hispanic guys and I prefer them over all over races, but what u posted is just not true lol. Some white guys are big others are small. As for pedophilia, It’s awful and those people deserve to die as far as I’m concerned. I don’t think penis size has anything to do with that. Also there are sick people from all ethnicities, you shouldn’t label people based on that.

  • 35 kathrynne // Mar 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm

    Men that are small to average are more faithful in my opinion…haha maybe it is due to insecurity but whatever works…as we women really don’t need a man-hoe. A word of caution women be wary of guys with big phalluses…they are packing egos even bigger and think that it is their God given duty to spread their seed around to as many women as will have them…and since the average woman puts a premium on guys being “large and in charge” they usually get what they are looking for quite easily as there are a bevy of women waiting to accommodate these knuckle dragging losers…big brains are better than big dooongs any day in my opinion. I wonder if there is any research to show a correlation between phallus size and IQ…it would be interesting to see if well endowed men have smaller IQs and vice versa…there was a study several years back that showed a correlation between men that liked busty women and IQs…lower IQs for busty loving guys…LOL…that’s a surprise aint it!

  • 36 kathrynne // Mar 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm

    I am black and have dated European white, American, and black American and West Indian(Jamaican, and East indian, not oriental/asian. Even though I find Asian guys sexy and smart. The largest was a white guy and the Jamaican guy. But the smallest was a black guy and a white guy,…both had micro-phallus…black guy had the smaller of the two though he was the length and the width of my pinky finger…the white guy was the length and width of my thumb. Anyway, I think the size things is overated especially since I noticed that the men that are more endowed seemed to be much more promiscuous. They are cocky and their confidence makes them think they are God’s gift. I mean big guys are not great lovers…they are lazy in bed and have no endurance typically. Although the Jamaican guy was a good lover and well endowed that is unusual I think. But he was still a very promiscuous guy which is why we broke up. I would rather have a small guy that was a good guy and confident in and out of bed then a two-legged dog.

  • 37 iron monger // Jun 12, 2010 at 6:20 am

    @Doesn’t matter, asian porn? sample size is inappropriate and selection is not random

  • 38 iron monger // Jun 12, 2010 at 6:22 am

    @Doesn’t matter, apparently not enough to push the existing racist stereotype, u also got to create a new stereotype about how asian men lack skills in bed. if i could find you i would kill you

  • 39 iron monger // Jun 12, 2010 at 6:28 am

    @Force Recon, the stereotype came from the media, the media is controlled by jews. my theory is that jews pushed the stereotype onto asians in order to get it off of them

  • 40 iron monger // Jun 12, 2010 at 6:32 am

    white people need to die for this shit

  • 41 wood pellets // Feb 28, 2011 at 2:05 am

    Besides, Wood Pelletare one of the lowest price energy in today’s marketplace. Improved opportunity that may occur from your hard drive associated with gas via water leaks within the container since you move the space for storage involving wood Pellets isn’t being dreaded. Being a drawback, the solid wood pellet heating system methods is even more quite expensive. You’ll need to make investments on purchasing necessary equipment, by way of example chipping machine, wood granulator and just about every other gadget.

Leave a Comment