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Death Note Movie. (No Spoilers)
3:07 PM on Oct. 20, 2008
Filed under: Cool Stuff
Recently, I saw the second Death Note Movie. Am I a fan of Death Note, you ask? Well of course not, after the 2nd volume of the book, I quit reading it, and I've only seen one episode of the anime. So out of near complete and utter ignorance, I bring you my review of the Death Note Movie.(Just like a movie critic)Death Note consists of some individuals. Light Yagami, the person who wishes to use the Death Note to bring justice to criminals.(The Death Note is a Notebook in which you write a person's name in, and they die. you can even specify the time, and actions involved before the death, as well as the death. if not specified, they die of a heart attack.)Light (pictured above holding the Death Note) wants to create a perfect world with the Death Note. he formed a secret aka called "Kira."L, or Ryuzaki (pictured above wearing white) is the genius working with the police on the case to find out why criminals are mysteriously being killed, and who Kira is. He's always eating something, throughout the whole movie. and hes very lazy, he just uses a rolling chair instead of walking most of the time. He works with Chief Yagami to track down Kira, so in a way, he's inadvertently trying to track down his own son, who ends up working by him. Small world, huh? Misa (played by Toda Erika) is in love with Light, and knows that he has a Death Note, because she has one as well. I like this picture of her better, looks less jail-baity.
Misa is a pop singer as well, but also has sporadically killed using the Death Note, even taking a tv station hostage to broadcast messages.She is obsessed with Light, and for a while, you kinda almost think they're married, She tries to seduce Light several times, but Light is like "No.rabblerabblerabbleI'mtryingtotakeoverthe worldrabblerabblerabbleNewworldorderwithnocriminalsrabblerabblerabbleBecauseI'mgayanddontwannahavesexwithyourabblerabblerabble." If it were me, the story would be quite different.....but I rabble. (I also believe that I have full right to talk about the women in this movie, because all throughout the movie I heard yaoi fangirls "squeeeeing" every time they saw Light or L.)
"See Light? she even tied herself up and everything for you!" I said."Norabblerabble." Light responds. "ItoldyourabblerabblethatI'mgayrabblerabble." I didn't feel this scene was necessary, but in Japan, anything goes.
Naomi Misora (above)recieves the Death Note after Misa, and I saw one scene with her in lingerie laying on a couch writing names into the Death Note, and I was like "Wow she's hot.". This is the kind of fanservice I don't mind. I could also talk about the shinagami, Ryuk and Rem, who are associated with the two death notes revolving around in this plot.
Rem, (above) wants to protect Misa, which is taboo for a shinagami to do, since shinagami are pretty much angels of death. Ryuk (below) just wants to have fun with the Death Note with Light, killing people."hyukiing" it up along the way. He also has a serious apple addiction.
So, will Light be found out? Will Misa? Will Naomi? Or will either of the 3 kill L first? Will Misa rape Light? (Hey, it could happen)I would like to spoil it, but I'm a nice guy.How about finding out for yourself?
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