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Crappy Girlfriends
4:01 PM on Oct. 7, 2008
Filed under: Comedy
Case #1: The attention whoreOne girl that my friend dated, was nice and all when she was around him, but whenever we decided to hang out with her sans him (damn almost said his name) she was all mopey and pined over him, which made her to be a drag around. But when she was with him, she was attached to him-all of the time. We figured out later that for the past 2 1/2 years they were dating, she cheated on him 5-6 times, primarily due to the fact that she wanted someone there and then and he wasn't around at the time, because he was doing something, like say, working, or a family trip.Case #2: The PsychoThere was this one guy I knew (not me) that had a very attractive girlfriend, to say the least. She however, seemed kind of odd, but since I was a guy, and she was hot, I overlooked it. My friend and his girlfriend, along with some other friends, (2 of them being female and taken) hung out one night at a bonfire party, and his girlfriend was giving the evil eye from afar to the two girls. Well, long story short, someone's tires were slashed that morning, and lucky for the guy and the psycho girlfriend, their car's a 2 door. Theres more things that I'll compound on this later, such as the threatening phone calls made to these same poor girls.Case #3: WTF?! (The stereotypical bad Girlfriend)There was a special someone that I dated a while back, who I was absoolutely crazy about.I treated her great, and all her friends knew it. I was dumped in the second month.However, some time after this, I see her with a pale, rail-thin, utterly hairless south of the eyelashes (one could assume) emo (guy?) he owned the image that adorned the dictionary definition of pipsqueak.And you picked THAT over me? *sighs* |
