I’ve been a bit busy with college lately, so posts have been few.

But in this one, I want to talk about something that has beenon my mind lately….

If everyone loves an Asian girl (And I’m pretty sure they do)

then why can’t anyone tell them apart? ~.~

In this post, I will attempt to educate the differences  between Asian women.

1. The “Trap” (commonly called Shemales)

Now boys and girls, this one can be quite difficult at times, because sometimes, they can look even better than real women.  So if it looks too good to be true, its a trap. Just keep that in mind.

2. The P.P.A.G (Peppy, Perky, Asian Girl)

You’ll see this kind of Asian Girl cosplaying, hanging out in Sanrio Land, and of course, an anime convention. They’ll  also be these constantly upbeat, squeaky-voiced avatars of over cuteness to the point where it wears off quickly and will make you sick, much like a Hamtaro episode. The side effect will make you want to watch as much Vampire Hunter D, Berserk, Hellsing, Higaurashi(sp?) and other bloodletting anime just to see violence.

3. The S.A.G ( Slutty Asian Girl)

Note the slutty clothing. Usually these trashy looking attention whoring vixens are found on local street corners or back alleys providing “services”. Some also have streaks of blonde in their hair, and also have been known for using any means possible to making their breasts bigger, plastic surgery included, and also may have side jobs working in the adult film industry, which is run by the same people that run the arcades/coin slot  casino ops. Proceed with caution.

4. The “Perfect” Asian Girl

These are the paragons, if you will, of Asian women. They are the Asians you will see the LEAST of, if at all, in Western culture.  They have that perfect shiseido skin…that flawless face…that sweet smile *takes a second to wipe drool off of face* that makes your parents think she is the perfect little angel, and that you should marry her. (but of course….we know better) And, she always has most of her body covered. She kind of makes me think of the lead female in those Korean Dramas.

5. The Ugly Asian Girl

You can always, always, ALWAYS find one dating a white guy who thinks she is absolutely gorgeous. Nothing more to say here.